>>31718556Holy shit, this thing is real
>"Count Zapaway enjoys hiding television remotes and makes a game out of it, challenging his victims to find the remotes he's hidden and delighting in their frustration. He has a dislike of buttons on televisions since they allow people to alter television settings and switch channels without using a remote, thus ruining his fun.>"In the dub, Count Zapaway speaks with a Transylvanian accent commonly associated with vampires. During his games, he performs a little chant, "No remote you see - so there's no TV!" 