>>12512525Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation that bears had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained honey stealers to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a bee being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of fish and cub pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a mammal being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of animals that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented bear, I think all the forest dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best bear would have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled animal hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A FUKEN BEAR HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a cub with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your hibernation's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.
