http://pastebin.com/TuNV0J3yWhat's up everyone it's your boy Pawn here back at it again with another fic that's guaranteed to take you to Flavortown or your money back*.
(God this took longer than I thought it would, hope you enjoy it Zoroark anon! If not, oh well, at least I had fun. Also sorry I have to give you the shaft again Skyla anon, but I'll finish polishing your request up soon.)
(*Terms and Exclusions apply.)