>>57340604I wish I could read the replies since I don't have an account and I'll be on my deathbed seething about Musky Husky going out of his way to stop guest users from viewing posts/accounts in full, but I can just imagine.
>log in>Larry pulls out an Excel spreadsheet and starts telling me my cycle is starting soon with his usual blank expression>have to sit through a short cutscene of a middle aged business man reminding me to buy the appropriate supplies for the coming week and general tips to ease my suffering such as staying hydrated and eating red meat to replenish my iron>judging by the emptier-than-normal expression on his face he's having about as much fun as a Shroodle getting ripped to pieces by a StaraptorHe really doesn't get paid enough for this. I'd also sooner throw myself into the path of an oncoming train than have to listen to Ingo or Emmet even utter a word about a woman's cycles. I can't do it, man... I can't.
