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>gamefreak launches a new pokemon game
>it is the perfect pokemon game, it manages to be better than anything even Nintendo has ever done
>but here's the twist: 50% of all cartridges have the game, but the other 50% have a virus that's a pic of Masuda himself, naked and in high heels, doing a goatse and taking a massive, steamy, corny log of shit on a horse that has all of his limbs wrapped with a rope
>the virus changes all your device's files to that pic
>you can't tell which cartridge is the good one and which is the bad one, you have to insert it first
Would you risk it?
