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>be me
>driving by gamestop
>see them loading the stock of Pokemon X/Y into the store
>confidently strut in
>Cashier is a really fat, ugly, virgin neckbeard
>Two qt teenage girls are standing behind me in line
>"I'd like a copy of Pokemon Y, please."
>"you mean preorder it? that'll be 20 dollars to reserve it up front."
>"No. I saw them loading it up front. I want it now."
>"W-w-well sir, I'm afraid that you'll have to wait till..."
>casually lift up my shirt a bit
>reveal a glance of my concealed handgun (legal in this state)
>hear him and the qt girls gasp
>"Now look, I don't want to make a scene here. Get my my game. Now."
>"o-ohkay..."
>watch him waddle away
>he brings me a copy of Pokemon Y, mint condition as I had asked
>"Th-that'll be $36 dollars total, plust tax for a total of"
>Chuckle heartily
>Lean on the desk, my sleeves roll back revealing my tree trunk arms
>"No. That'll be free. Unless you want to do something about it, fag."
>He's shitting his pants.
>"o-okay sir..."
>on my way out, I knock over a stand of games
>"enjoy picking that up, nerd"
>I can hear him sobbing as I walk out happily with my game
>hear the door open behind me
>qt girls are there
>they liked how I stood up to him, and want to fuck me.
>can see their pussy precum leaking down their legs
>drive home
>have glorious twin sex while playing Pokemon Y
>orgasm like 50 times
>laugh at all the faggot nerds who don't get to play it till October 12th
>Life is good
