>>17132237As the desert winds rile up, Sycamore takes out a butter knife from his coat pocket, "Trust me my son, this is only going to marginally hurt. But during the small and short intervals in which it does hurt, you must respect and honor the fact that it is ultimately, going to be an unavoidable burden and pain on your glutes. You understand this, oui?"
"We're in the desert in the middle of the night and all you can think about is shoving a knife in my asscheeks. Okay."
"Well, that's not all... You see, j'ai menti. In addition to the kidney stone, there's one more secret ingredient we need in order to complete the process, and vous n'allez pas aimer ça."
"Uh...What is it...?"
"We need un échantillon de smegma.""....Just hearing you SAY that is making me feel pain."
"PLEASE MY SON, calm down! Relax, peel back that banana, and imagine as if I'm scraping butter off of a piece of flabby, adolescent toast."
A) Pretend you're somewhere else. Somewhere else. With someone else. Doing something else.
B) That's_my_fetish.png
