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Finally emulating Gen 5. Experience so far
>Game begins
>Immediately locked down with dialogue
>Get literally walked up to the professors assistant and she forces a pokemon on me
>Can't even be bothered to write a dumb event that showcases your intuitive talents as a young trainer
>Just pick one already fuck
>Oh wait here take this handful of berries
>WAIT UP THOUGH
>Hold up!
>Hey this is a C-Gear
>This is a pokeball
>Not so fast, this is a pokecenter
>This is the PC, as you can see he he
>Oh wait thats a pokemart
>Here take this potion
>Here take a potion from me too
>Me three, I have a potion to give you!
>Wait take this medal case too haha, you'll totally use it!
>Fight trainer with a token electric pokemon
>Rival leaps out of a bush to dialogue you immediately
>Oh wait hey that reminds me, this is called a Paralyze Heal :^)
>Back sprites are retartedly low res
>Super janky camera work, battles move slower and slower every gen
>Awful animations
>Battle fonts make my fucking eyes bleed
>Still haven't managed to contrive a good reason for Pokemon to be happening on two screens
>So much fucking back tracking by the second badge I don't even know which way is forward progression anymore
>Right this way to the movie studio, get ready to be railroaded for the next half hour in a side plot you literally dont give a fuck about
>Here take this rental pokemon, use one of two prepared moves in accordance with the script you've been provided
>Can't leave the room, have to go all the way through this stupid shit
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