>>37846262Realistically speaking, reality warping legendary Pokémon would probably be the only ones who could kill or otherwise subdue it before it reduces you to chunky salsa. A fast and powerful flying type could probably help you escape in time...
Catching and training it though? You’re over your head. Perhaps a psychic type the caliber of Mewtwo and Lugia could psionically control it, but if not, their psychic emanations would just attract more Zerg like moths to a lamp.
