>>26750033> we go behind the playground/recess area near a shed that was for storage or janitorial shit or something > he doesn't want anyone to copy his new cool move> no one around> "are you ready vaporeon"> "yeah sure" > gyarados: *unzips dick*> never saw a penis before this> horrified, but trying not to show it> don't want to insult my only friend > awkward pause> "ok vaporeon, you have to close your eyes"> closes eyes> he starts rubbing his dick on the back of my hand> stay still, don't say anything, don't want to look, trying to figure out how the fuck to get out of this situation without destroying our before now awesome friendship> rub rub rub rub rub> "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDS DOING"> i jump from the sudden shouting > this causes me to jerk my arm up in such a way that basically made me punch gyarados' dick up into his stomach > gyarados lets out a loud cry> gyarados falls to the ground in pain while simultaneously cumming on himself> i am so taken back by all the fuckery that's happening around me, so scared that gyarados was hurt, so scared of how much trouble i knew in, so overwhelmed> feel lightheaded > start crying > go to principal's office > they call my grandmother and tell her what they saw > she threw away all of my pokemon cards, banned me from watching the anime, and grounded me for three months (it was about to be summer vacation too)And that's how Gyarados ruined my life.
