>>47092010Get myself a Rabbit
Name it Sylveon
Begin torturing it with a crowbar and nails
Beat the ever loving fuck out of it because I fucking hate rabbit fairies
Every time it looks at me, it shits and pisses in fear.
I thought Fairys were supposed to be strong against Dark types!
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