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After my many failed attempts at lewding Pokemon characters always turning wholesome and decidedly unsexy, I tried branching out.
Tried to seduce a goblin hooker. 15 minutes later she was tearfully thanking me for giving her a desk job to get her off the street.
Tried building a sexbot. We experienced a wonderful journey through the meaning of free will and what it means to be human.
Tried fucking Princess Ruto. I joined her court as and advisor and we developed a healthy nutritional diet for her kingdom's subjects.
I said fuck it entirely and tried a WW1 simulator. I ended up a British werewolf secret agent fighting an ancient conspiracy of invisible aliens. Why am I like this?
