>>16858790http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwlXvNvC3Xo"O-Okay, don't worry, don't worry Desdemona, I got this, I-I GOT THIS!"
Anina takes out her cell phone and performs a quick Google search. After tracking down the number she needs, she hastily dials it.
"H-Hello? Is this Tim Donovan?"
She can hear his voice from inside the parlor.
"Why yes siree it is, m'am! Now what can I do for you this fine ficklety evening?"
"Y-You h-have a son, d-don't you?"
"Nope!~"
"Oh...W-WELL PRETEND YOU DO--NOW YOU DO HAVE A SON!"
"Oh, well okay! What's his name? Can it be Cody? Gosh golly yippity do I've always wanted a Cody-"
"IDON'TCAREWHATHISNAMEIS--okay! S-So y-you're son, about him--"
"Wait, who is this?"
"A nurse."
"A fun nurse?"
"I-I can be fun. I'm a real sweet, fun, a-and outgoing girl!"
"Is that so?"
"It is!"
"Well that's just dandy dippity do!"
"S-SO.....Your son, h-he was playing in the unstable Pokebank metagame th-the other day-"
"Wait wait wait, I'm writing all this down just in case my insurance 'comes involved later on. Now what did you say? What's this metagame you're talkin' about? Gosh I don't think I've ever heard of such a thing! It sure sounds neat thoug-"
"NOTIMEFOREXPLANATIONS!"