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>be me
>be playing pokemon GO
>in car going exactly 15 mph to maximize efficiency
>able to play all day thanks to neetbux and mooching off parents
>find a magmar in a community center but unable to get out of car fast enough to catch it
>leave and find my gym being attacked by someone
>get there right as they lose
>its two supermodels
>they talk about how strong the pokemon is
>tell them it's mine and show them how i've captured all the gyms in the area
>moist.png
>"please drive us around and show us how to play!"
>politely accept and get them a few crappy ratatas but keep the good pokemon for myself
>take them back to my moms house and have a threesome
>mfw being good at pokemon got me laid
any other pokemon GO stories?