>>12565986http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcGKq9uwRoII took out a guide of the island I picked up just as we got off the ship. It gave recommendations to all the great places on the island, as well as the most dangerous.
That latter part was specifically labeled, in all caps.
>"SO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DANGEROUS JUNGLE ADVENTURE....?"I turned to the next page, until I found out that the rest of the pages were reasons why NOT to go on a dangerous jungle adventure, and if by all means, at least stay on the trail.
The "dangerous" stuff isn't on-trail.
Sighing, I realized something. Of course there wasn't going to be any Skypian stuff on this trail, if there was there would have been blatant tourist information regarding it.
I tossed the dumb guide into Quags' mouth, who ate it like it was nothing, "Right...Come along Quags, we're taking a detour."
He gulped, "A d-detour? But the guide specifically says NOT to do that!"
I hopped off the trail, sliding down on a slope that led to tropical hell, "The guide was written by a bunch of level forty virgin dorks and was designed by stoner college kids, it doesn't know anything!"
Quags hesitated, "Eh....I-I don't know about this...."
Eventually he gave in and slid down too.
Making sure to stay away from the intelli-less Pokemon, we managed to get to a river, a fresh one that wasn't covered in feces. It was symbolism of a river not yet known to commercial Poke-man.
The river went in two directions, both of which seemed to last forever.
>Go in which direction?A) Go upstream.
B) Go downstream.
