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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg0CTifQ-4"Now, if we're done playing shitty shenanigans, we can finally get this cakewalk under way! Serena, do me a favor and act as our unbiased referee, I wouldn't want you to be unfair and start picking sides.."
Put on blast, Serena humors her mother with a humble laugh, "Hahaha, 'unbiased'..." she says with air quotes, "As if I have any choice in the matter.."
"What was that?"
"Nothing," she answers, "ahem!--The following battle shall be a match between the challenger Calem Calemson and Elite Four member Malva. It shall be a four-on-four match, should the challenger succeed, he will be permitted access to confront the Champion. Should he lose, he shall be forced to start his Elite Four conquest all over again. Substitutions are allowed for both sides, the challenger will choose a Pokemon first, and whoever loses is allowed to whine about it. All other primary rules apply."
"Excellent, " Malva applauds, "I couldn't have said it better myself! Though parts of it were a bit flat, whatever I digress-- CALEM!" she exclaims, "I don't care if you're clothed or unclothed, punk! YOU BETTER HAVE OINTMENT FOR THE FUCKING ASS THRASHING I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU! Consider my kiss an act of mercy, because it's all you're going to get from me from this moment onward. LISTEN UP HOT STUFF--YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE."
"Huh?!" you sputter, hands gripping onto the elastic of your boxers, "A-Ass ointment?!"
"What's that?~" asks Malva, "It sounds like you need hearing aids, grandpa!"
"Ughh..." Serena groans, "Must she always act so immature while performing her duties?"
>You are challenged by Elite Four member Malva!>What Pokemon do you send out first?! 