>>17122167"Whoa whoa, what's wrong with my dick?"
You ask this on a whim upon reflecting back on the professor's words, as the two of you sneak your ways through the dusty dunes of the Gible territory.
"Calem, my son. Do you honestly want to know?"
"W-Well, DUH! Is it like, bad for my health or something?"
"...Calem, mon garçon, do you truly, truly want to know? This is a very serious medical situation."
"In that case, YES! I DO WANT TO KN-"
"Calem, as your stepfather, and your friend, and your intérêt d'amour de mec, I want you to know that professors are very close to doctors, and therefore my knowledge of dicks is very high."
"....The hell is this going to lead int-"
"Calem,
you have the WORST case of Electric Joltik Smegma I've ever seen. The despicable smell you're producing is the equivalent to acidic mustard gas. You should uh, clean it up. No mademoiselle wants a stanky dick."But I always thought that smell was because I'm Kalosian!"
"It's not, my son."
"....Oh."
A) Get zapped in the crotch.
B) Proceed to pick Joltiks out of stanky dick.
C) ...This seems like a situation to be dealt with in the bathroom. Let's keep it there.
