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>NOOOOOOO I HAVE TO MASTURBATE WITH OTHER GUYS
>MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GUYS ON /vp/ ARE POSTING TUMMIES I CAN'T HELP WITH DISHES
>I HAVE AN ERECTION BECAUSE I SAW A SINGLE EROTIC IMAGE NOW I HAVE TO LOOK AT HUNDREDS OF THEM AND KEEP REFRESHING FOR HOURS SO I CAN SQUEEZE OUT ANOTHER SAD TRICKLING ORGASM THAT GETS THE BOTTOM OF MY PENIS A LITTLE WET AND MAKES MARKS ON MY CLOTHES THAT I DON'T CLEAN
>NOOOO STOP PUT THE ROUTER BACK ON
>PLEASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED TO SPEND THE NEXT HOUR STRUGGLING TO ORGASM WITH AT LEAST 25 OTHER MEN ON THE INTERNET
>IT'S NOT GAY THAT WE'RE ALL MAKING EACH OTHER MASTURBATE AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AROUSING IT IS BECAUSE WE'RE POSTING PICTURES OF GIRLS
>NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A NSFW BOARD TO DO IT STOOOOOOP