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Okay guys, I've got it. I have created the ultimate turkey pokemon. Listen to my reasoning and you'll be convinced.
HP: I ate a turkey once and I couldn't finish the whole thing, in fact it fed my whole family. So turkeys have a lot of meat on their bones, lots of ability to absorb hits. Lots of HP.
Attack: Turkeys don't have hands so they can't punch you, and they don't have teeth for biting. When I ate that turkey, it didn't fight back much. Low attack here.
Defense: When my dad carved the turkey it looked kind of difficult so I gave it some pretty nice defense.
Special Attack: Turkeys are dumb. Low special attack.
Special Defense: I dunno what this stat means so I just gave it a random number.
Speed: That turkey took a while to cook, so its speed is really low.
Opinions? Is this wikiable?