>>11844148You're name is Missile and you are obviously a girl.
You really don't know why your parents named you that. They probably just took out the dictionary and chose a random word.
As such you have made it your sworn duty to be a complete asshole to everyone you know.
But enough of introductions, you need to be prepared! As much as you hate your mother to have woken you up, today is a special day!
Your thirteenth birthday, to be exact. As by law, you are now old enough to go on your own Pokémon quest, to venture forth and taste all the flavours the towns and cities that your shit hole of a region has to offer.
Normally your would just go to the pet store, but a Pokémon Professor just moved into town a few weeks ago, and he offered to give out Pokémons to all the kids. Yes, ALL the kids.
>What next? 
