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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:07:27 No.13573728 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13573813 >>13573817 >>13574366 >>13574427 >>13579322 >>13580083 >>13581782

How does your ingame Mom heal your pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:07:58 No.13573736 Report

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sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:08:20 No.13573740 Report

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...it very clearly in game says that she lets them rest
as in... they go to sleep... just like the move.... rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:10:43 No.13573780 Report

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>>13573740
Why do you need to talk to your mom to rest? Why can't you just go up to your bed and do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:11:16 No.13573786 Report

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>>13573740
>sageing a relevant thread

But that's wrong you retard why don't pokemon just rest while there not in battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:11:49 No.13573794 Report

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>>13573740
>Being retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:12:46 No.13573803 Report

Quoted By: >>13573968

chicken noodle soup

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:13:25 No.13573813 Report

Quoted By: >>13573974 >>13578984 >>13579266

>>13573728
>all the other moms have a starter
>gen IV mom has a Purrloin
Gen IV mom confirmed for retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:13:27 No.13573816 Report

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>pikachu
>not mr.mime

Freudianslipz !!4HCpPQTb38h

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Freudianslipz !!4HCpPQTb38h Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:13:32 No.13573817 Report

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>>13573728
DAT GEN 2 MUM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:13:54 No.13573819 Report

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>>13573740
She makes the player rest not the pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:14:59 No.13573828 Report

Quoted By: >>13573841

Delila and White's mom is bestest milfs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:17:06 No.13573841 Report

Quoted By: >>13573901

>>13573828
>Delia
Mah nigga
>White's mom
I think you mean Dawn's mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:19:04 No.13573852 Report

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>>13573817
oh steve you were so young

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:19:19 No.13573858 Report

Quoted By: >>13573880

Imagine what the Gen 6 mom will look like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:20:18 No.13573870 Report

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Pocket Poke Centers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:20:54 No.13573880 Report

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>>13573858
>implying it won't be a dad this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:21:26 No.13573881 Report

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she has a stash of Full Restore you don't know about

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:23:20 No.13573892 Report

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>>13573880
>yfw Mom is Elite Four Champion
>Dad stays home to pretend to be the Family man he never was

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:24:39 No.13573901 Report

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>>13573841
>dawn's mom
my esteemed gentleman

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:33:49 No.13573945 Report

Quoted By: >>13573966 >>13579833 >>13580026

>>13573892
>>13573892
Game intro
>Dad tells you Mom will be away for awhile for reasons
>Dad is never specific about where or what shes doing get's nervous when is brought up
Elite Four Time
>"M-Mom??"
>"Wow sweetie you actually beaten the Elite Four!"
>"W-what is goin-"
>"OOhhh im so proud of you! your growing up so fast"
>"Okay mom i get it your proud but have you seen the Champion around?"
>"Your looking at her honeypot! Surprised to see your Mommy as the regional champion? Anyways enough of that i always knew you would grew up on Mommy's footsteps and continue her legacy you came to become the champion but just because your my baby doesn't mean i will go easy on ya!"
>"T-thanks mom..."
>"Come on let's battle! Remeber MAMMA KNOWS BEST!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:37:24 No.13573966 Report

Quoted By: >>13573984 >>13574036 >>13574420

>>13573945

So how does someone go 12+ years of their life without knowing that their own mother is the champion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:37:45 No.13573967 Report

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>>13573780
for fucking warm milk to make you drowzy faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:37:51 No.13573968 Report

Quoted By: >>13573989

>>13573803
>combusken noodle soup
fix'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:38:52 No.13573974 Report

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>>13573813
Not a Purrloinm dumbass. Get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:39:54 No.13573984 Report

Quoted By: >>13574147

>>13573966
It take's roughly a week for the Main character to become champion

Like how BLUE was champion before RED she could have recently become champion

B-Baka...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:40:27 No.13573989 Report

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>>13573968
You can't eat pokemons anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:41:15 No.13573997 Report

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>>13573989
>farfetched is mentioned in the anime and pokedex entries as a delicacy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:41:28 No.13574000 Report

Quoted By: >>13574021

>>13573989
Not with that attitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:42:05 No.13574006 Report

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>>13573989
I EAT TOURUS MEAT FOR BREAFEST

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:42:57 No.13574021 Report

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>>13574000
Trips confirm pokemon are Edible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:44:55 No.13574028 Report

Quoted By: >>13574037 >>13574559

>>13573892

How about both of them being strong as hell?
>Beat Champion Mom
>Father comes in right after
>"Oh, I was about to challenge the old hag too, seems like I was a bit late. Hope you're not too tired for me, son."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:46:33 No.13574036 Report

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>>13573966
The same way they go without knowing their mom competes in hyper-rank contests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:46:48 No.13574037 Report

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>>13574028
>the father is also an abusive alcoholic and the mother only became champion to prove to him that she's not as worthless as he constantly says she is before beating her senseless every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:48:04 No.13574045 Report

Quoted By: >>13574051 >>13574065 >>13578980

>>13573780
Because you're a child. Remember when your mom would put you to bed as a child?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:49:10 No.13574051 Report

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>>13574045
Yeah, when I was like five...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:52:12 No.13574065 Report

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>>13574045
Not when i was 10 and capable of going to my room

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:52:49 No.13574069 Report

Quoted By: >>13574076 >>13574078 >>13574086 >>13574102

Where does Mom sleep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:54:02 No.13574076 Report

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>>13574069
With whoever pays most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:55:03 No.13574078 Report

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>>13574069
Kitchen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 05:56:42 No.13574086 Report

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>>13574069
>implying she isn't a robot posing as your mom to monitor you and collect data for the Pokegovernment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 06:01:03 No.13574102 Report

Quoted By: >>13574110

>>13574069
In your bed. Much more room now that you're gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 06:02:39 No.13574110 Report

Quoted By: >>13574126

>>13574102
Where did she sleep the other 10 years before leaving home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 06:05:40 No.13574126 Report

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>>13574110
In your bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 06:09:06 No.13574147 Report

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>>13573984

"Wait, you traveled all the way to Mt. Silver to battle me because you wanted to be Champion? Sorry, but the new Champion left a half hour ago."

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 06:41:34 No.13574366 Report

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>>13573728

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 06:53:12 No.13574420 Report

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>>13573966

Drop a few

>I used to be real hotshot trainer in my youth, but then I decided to settle down...

type hints, have her not actually be home once and a while. She was never champion then, but, after you left she had a lot of free time...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 06:55:48 No.13574427 Report

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>>13573728
With steak

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 07:00:42 No.13574449 Report

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>>13574427

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 07:07:17 No.13574481 Report

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the pokemoms are the best pokeirls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 07:16:18 No.13574526 Report

Quoted By: >>13574530 >>13574539 >>13578999

Which pokemom would you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 07:18:05 No.13574530 Report

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>>13574526
gen 3

i would marry gen 5

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 07:19:07 No.13574539 Report

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>>13574526
my ditto

wei shen

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wei shen Wed 28 Aug 2013 07:21:03 No.13574559 Report

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>>13574028
>Hope you're not too tired for me, son."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 20:27:11 No.13578980 Report

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>>13574045
>A mom putting an Aggron to bed in a race car bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 20:28:13 No.13578984 Report

Quoted By: >>13578994

>>13573813
Except all the Gen 4 starters are shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 20:30:42 No.13578994 Report

Quoted By: >>13579174 >>13579350

>>13578984
>arguably the most useful gen stat wise/movepool, and solid look wise
>shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 20:31:24 No.13578999 Report

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>>13574526
I and V.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 20:51:10 No.13579174 Report

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>>13578994
the only starter selection that was so bad I boxed my starter because none of them were good enough
I have yet to bring a sinnoh starter to cynthia

Faggot !GaybOYmIqU

Faggot !GaybOYmIqU Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:02:52 No.13579266 Report

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>>13573813
Anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:08:11 No.13579322 Report

Quoted By: >>13579370

>>13573728
obviously your single mom, who lives close to the professor (who also happens to be single) is fucking his balls blue.

And from what I remember the professors have one of those healing machines in their labs. (last time I checked)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:10:58 No.13579350 Report

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>>13578994
>Solid look-wise

Tropical lel
Torterra is the only good one.

Infernape is as bad as Emboar and Empoleon has no business being so busy. Don't let the "OMG DUAL-TYPES" blind you: They're not that great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:13:26 No.13579370 Report

Quoted By: >>13579386

>>13579322
For some of the professors, maybe, like elm or birch, but the other two not so much. So 2 out of 5, by majority, means probably not.

The second part is probably true though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:14:43 No.13579386 Report

Quoted By: >>13579409

>>13579370
Don't forget we don't know where Sycamore's lab is for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:16:43 No.13579409 Report

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>>13579386
Correction, it's a town or two away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:17:13 No.13579410 Report

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Gen II mom best mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 21:59:38 No.13579833 Report

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>>13573945
>Your looking at her honeypot!
damn if I didn't think this was going somewhere else

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 22:11:45 No.13579960 Report

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>>13573967
i lel'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 22:12:37 No.13579973 Report

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>>13573989
Do Slowpoke tails count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 22:16:36 No.13580026 Report

Quoted By: >>13580060

>>13573945
image all the feminazis boycotting XY for having your dad being the champ and your mom in the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 22:19:01 No.13580060 Report

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>>13580026

Well we already had a housewife mom and gym leader dad in Gen 3 with no backlash. Besides that, Pokemon is Japanese and feminists rarely protest something that isn't made by a white guy (see every rap song ever).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2013 22:21:28 No.13580083 Report

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>>13573728
Well, the (first) Gen V one used to be a Poke Center nurse.

The others may heal from homemade cooking. Same goes for the random ladies in the houses that heal you in various games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 00:46:22 No.13581474 Report

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with vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2013 01:21:04 No.13581782 Report

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>>13573728
>TF2Build font
>not Pokemon font

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