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Miguel, 4081-6554-0595, (Eevee, Teddiursa and Audino.) Wed 08 Jan 2014 22:53:52 No.17225868 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17225896 >>17225899 >>17225941 >>17225959 >>17226102 >>17226306 >>17232510 >>17232894

you are a trainer.
you have a ditto
your in an empty room, anything you do will be forever a secret.

what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 22:54:54 No.17225896 Report

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>>17225868
have it use transform to a gun to shoot you with!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 22:55:03 No.17225899 Report

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>>17225868
make a shitty thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 22:55:19 No.17225906 Report

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Exactly how empty is the room?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 22:56:09 No.17225937 Report

Quoted By: >>17226969

Have it transform into a room, so I can be inside it while also being inside a room. A room within a room if you will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 22:56:14 No.17225941 Report

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>>17225868
make a door

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 22:56:53 No.17225959 Report

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>>17225868
Can ditto turn into people or only pokemon? I would be fine with both

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:00:02 No.17226028 Report

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Is this a trick room?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:02:44 No.17226102 Report

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>>17225868
>have it transform into a mew
>have it use Roar of Time
>go back in time
>stop this thread from being made

Zyrook 3711-6980-4390 (Electric Stunkfish, Zebstrika, Emolga)

Zyrook 3711-6980-4390 (Electric Stunkfish, Zebstrika, Emolga) Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:05:33 No.17226176 Report

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I was watching your Pokemon, and my goodness, we were so surprised! Your Pokemon was holding an egg! I don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it. You do want it, don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:07:13 No.17226220 Report

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Put it in my pokeball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:10:44 No.17226306 Report

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>>17225868
have it transform into a door so i can leave this shitty board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:13:12 No.17226385 Report

Quoted By: >>17226523

>All these people not admitting to wanting to fuck a gender-swapped doppleganger of themselves
You guys sicken me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:14:43 No.17226425 Report

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put in on GTS for a mew while pretending it has 6 IV

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:18:45 No.17226523 Report

Quoted By: >>17226705

>>17226385
>trying to rationalize your awful fetishes

HipsterTrash3196-4401-1455(shuppet,phantump,golurk)

HipsterTrash3196-4401-1455(shuppet,phantump,golurk) Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:20:31 No.17226561 Report

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How sure are you that the trainer would be the one to decide?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gLc-rAyjE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:26:29 No.17226705 Report

Quoted By: >>17226874 >>17226936 >>17227017 >>17227812 >>17227863 >>17231667

>>17226523
It's not a fetish, it's human nature. Humans naturally want to find a mate that will pass down superior genes. Humans also believe that they are the best humankind has produced. So obviously mating with a gender-swapped version would produce the best children.

Of course this doesn't apply to pathetic manchildren that think they're worthless. But most alpha humans believe they are the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:33:10 No.17226874 Report

Quoted By: >>17226936 >>17227221

>>17226705
Whoa. Dude's gay fer himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:35:19 No.17226936 Report

Quoted By: >>17227008

>>17226705
>>17226874
This here is what they call a double homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:36:32 No.17226969 Report

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>>17225937

The room within will still be a ditto. You'll be inside a ditto inside a room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:38:30 No.17227008 Report

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>>17226936
So what you're trying to say is... dude's straight up, flat out, supa supa homosexual #1 for himself?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:38:55 No.17227017 Report

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>>17226705

>Humans naturally want to find a mate that will pass down superior genes
>Humans also believe that they are the best humankind has produced
>So obviously mating with a gender-swapped version would produce the best children
>it's human nature
>not a fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:43:55 No.17227154 Report

Quoted By: >>17227201 >>17227205

>show ditto photo of this

Ditto, use transform!

>Ditto: ;__;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:46:01 No.17227201 Report

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>>17227154
wouldn't he just transform into another picture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:46:17 No.17227205 Report

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>>17227154
>transforms into a photo of Scarlett Johansson

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:46:53 No.17227221 Report

Quoted By: >>17227313

>>17226874
>gay
>wanting to fuck someone of the opposite sex
Try harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:50:10 No.17227313 Report

Quoted By: >>17227382

>>17227221
>Thinking about himself the whole time
He gay? He gay.

You gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:53:04 No.17227382 Report

Quoted By: >>17227484

>>17227313
>Thinking about fucking a gender-bendered clone
There's a difference between narcissism and being gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2014 23:56:59 No.17227484 Report

Quoted By: >>17227619

>>17227382
Yeah narcissism is being gay on one's self.
>He still gay?
>Yeah nigga he gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:03:02 No.17227619 Report

Quoted By: >>17227707 >>17227826 >>17228209

>>17227484
Narcissism is being in love with yourself. Gay is being attracted to those of the same gender.

I am alpha enough to realize I am perfection, and I love myself for that. But I don't have any physical attraction because I am also alpha enough to be straight and thus be able spread my perfection through the human race by having sex.

Having sex with a genderbendered self would just make even more perfect children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:06:42 No.17227707 Report

Quoted By: >>17228236

>>17227619
>I am alpha enough to realize I am perfection, and I love myself for that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:11:23 No.17227812 Report

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>>17226705
>not actually being the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:12:00 No.17227826 Report

Quoted By: >>17230437

>>17227619
Deluded =/= perfect.

However being gay for yourself = gay. So you've got that going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:13:23 No.17227863 Report

Quoted By: >>17227997 >>17228088

>>17226705
>Humans naturally want to find a mate that will pass down superior genes.

Sounds like your parents failed in that department.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:19:20 No.17227997 Report

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>>17227863
>Knocking down a perfect human being because they aren't perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:23:07 No.17228088 Report

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>>17227863
Oh dayam!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:29:01 No.17228209 Report

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>>17227619
>I am alpha enough to realize I am perfection, and I love myself for that

Oh man, that's some funny shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 00:30:12 No.17228236 Report

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>>17227707
>filename
Nice try, I'm a genuine Latter Day Saint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 02:11:48 No.17230437 Report

Quoted By: >>17232452

>>17227826
Did I ever say I was gay for myself? Being in love does not mean being in lust. I am not attracted to myself in a physical way, just in I know I'm perfect way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:04:37 No.17231667 Report

Quoted By: >>17231954

>>17226705
>Humans also believe that they are the best humankind has produced.

Then explain my shitty self-esteem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:08:01 No.17231758 Report

Quoted By: >>17232592

Put up on the GTS marked as 6IV and scam people out of their legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:15:25 No.17231954 Report

Quoted By: >>17232781

>>17231667
>Being a beta
I only speak of the alphas that matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:37:30 No.17232452 Report

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>>17230437
Koff (faggot) koff. Stop being a super gaywad. Or at least admit you're a giant Class D fag for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:40:09 No.17232510 Report

Quoted By: >>17232647

>>17225868
Fuck everything I've ever dreamed of fucking, and more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:43:10 No.17232592 Report

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>>17231758
>mfw I did that once saying it was HA 6IV (it really was imposter)
>mfw I got an Yveltal for unobtainables from some gullible kid and felt bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:45:43 No.17232647 Report

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>>17232510
>Implying that dittos can do that
You're fucking stoooopid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:51:55 No.17232781 Report

Quoted By: >>17232842

>>17231954

>2014
>still placing your ego in some shitty teenager beta/alpha construct

enjoy your mid life crisis when it hits, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:54:41 No.17232842 Report

Quoted By: >>17233571 >>17233599

>>17232781
>Implying that you won't have some pitiable Beta version of his midlife crisis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 03:57:18 No.17232894 Report

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>>17225868
make it transform into a plane so it can go take me to see my girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 04:21:28 No.17233494 Report

Quoted By: >>17233535

"Ditto, we're making an egg"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 04:23:41 No.17233535 Report

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>>17233494
>Becomes literally the only thing rejected by a Ditto
Why are you literal shit???

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 04:25:04 No.17233571 Report

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>>17232842

>implying I haven't already had my quarter life crisis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 04:26:17 No.17233599 Report

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>>17232842

Anon, that doesn't even make any sense.

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