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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:31:55 No.17237237 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17237251 >>17237289 >>17237355 >>17237450 >>17237487

Would you poke Gardevoir's butt with your penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:32:38 No.17237247 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:32:53 No.17237251 Report

Quoted By: >>17237259 >>17237274

>>17237237

>green

That's a Kirlia, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:33:43 No.17237259 Report

Quoted By: >>17237271 >>17237291 >>17237306

>>17237251
How do you know Gardevoir's ass isn't green?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:34:23 No.17237271 Report

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>>17237259
I believe her/his legs are white. Also, yes to both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:34:28 No.17237274 Report

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>>17237251
>implying that changes the correct answer

of course i would

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:34:59 No.17237289 Report

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>>17237237
If something like gardevoir can mate with muk and lampent, would it have normal genitalia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:35:11 No.17237291 Report

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>>17237259

I happen to be an expert in Pokemon husbandry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:36:08 No.17237306 Report

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>>17237259
You can look at it in the pokedex. Its white. But yes I would poke a Kirlia with my penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:36:32 No.17237311 Report

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>>17237291
So, like, you stand over an ovulating Gardevoir and pat a billy club on your free hand until her sobbing stops and she begrudgingly accepts the D from whatever stud you have lined up?

... This should be a fanfic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:38:28 No.17237340 Report

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If its butt were to ever look like that, then yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:39:41 No.17237355 Report

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>>17237237
I'd let Gardevoir poke my butt with her penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:40:49 No.17237376 Report

Quoted By: >>17237395 >>17237803

>>17237355
But anon, that doesn't make sense. Girls don't have penises.

Now, if you're referring to disgusting, abominable traps then sure, but they're just sissy men who mutilated themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:42:13 No.17237395 Report

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>>17237376
Or he's possibly refering to futa

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:43:19 No.17237414 Report

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>>17237395
Just as disgusting and unnatural.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:43:43 No.17237420 Report

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look at this slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:43:58 No.17237427 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:44:25 No.17237440 Report

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>>17237414
Pokephilia is disgusting and the attraction is quite unnatural.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:45:00 No.17237447 Report

Quoted By: >>17237466

>>17237420
She's wearing toddler pants! How can you like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:45:09 No.17237450 Report

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>>17237237
this isn't even subtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:45:35 No.17237456 Report

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i would a kirlia and a gardevoir so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:46:10 No.17237466 Report

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>>17237447
Obviously that anon is into kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:46:29 No.17237473 Report

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>>17237440
I concur. I'm not here glorifying it. I'm just saying that if you like traps, you're a faggot.

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't have any problem with gays, but if you like men, just say so. Admit it. Don't say that liking traps means you're still straight because it doesn't; you're queer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:47:01 No.17237483 Report

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>>17237466
Or loli

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:47:06 No.17237487 Report

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>>17237237
I don't have a penis but I would

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:47:33 No.17237497 Report

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>>17237483
so kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:47:49 No.17237505 Report

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>>17237487
There are no girls on the internet.

Alternatively

Tits or GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:48:22 No.17237517 Report

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>>17237487
getting a penis is easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:48:23 No.17237519 Report

Quoted By: >>17237552

Are mods sleeping?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:48:33 No.17237524 Report

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>>17237497
He's into 2D kids, not real, 3D kids. There is a difference

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:49:00 No.17237535 Report

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>>17237466
I mean, the grown-up, adult Gardevoirs I can kinda understand, but the little Kirlias.

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Wrath-FC-3024.6102.5563(flying)tropious,swanna,doduo Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:49:12 No.17237540 Report

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Slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:49:36 No.17237548 Report

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>>17237473
Agreed on all points.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:49:37 No.17237549 Report

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>>17237524
so, if it was a picture of a real kid, would it be okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:49:50 No.17237552 Report

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>>17237519
Spam Spider-man or clear out, fag. No one cares about your shitty forum policing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:50:21 No.17237563 Report

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>>17237549
Of course not

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:50:45 No.17237572 Report

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>>17237524
No, there really isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:51:48 No.17237593 Report

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DELETE THE THREAD BEFORE IT DEVOLVES INTO FEMININE PENIS/LOLICON IS PEDOPHILIA ARGUMENTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:52:20 No.17237601 Report

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>>17237563
If you're attracted to kids (2D or 3D) there is something SEVERELY incorrect about your wiring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:52:23 No.17237604 Report

Quoted By: >>17237629 >>17237646

>>17237473
That's not necessarily true. I'm gay and I've known "Straight" guys who are into women and traps. These guys aren't attracted to guys who look like guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:53:01 No.17237621 Report

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I'd poke Gardevoir's butt with my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:53:22 No.17237629 Report

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>>17237604
If you're into cock, you're not straight. End.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:54:18 No.17237646 Report

Quoted By: >>17237658 >>17237667 >>17237669

>>17237604
They're lying to you or in denial. If you're straight, you like women with tits and vaginas. Futa removes arguably the most vital part of that equation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:55:10 No.17237658 Report

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>>17237646
but anon, futas have vaginas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:55:11 No.17237659 Report

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>>17237621
Nice not knowing ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:55:48 No.17237667 Report

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>>17237646
I'm pretty sure futanaris have both a penis and a vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:55:57 No.17237669 Report

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>>17237646
Nope, I'm not attracted to guys. The male body does nothing for me, but penises are alright looking, better than vaginas I think.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:56:21 No.17237675 Report

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So this is straight right? There is no dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:56:31 No.17237677 Report

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>>17237667
>>17237658
Oh. Still. Gay.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:56:41 No.17237680 Report

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>tfw playing Amie with Kirlia for hours
>dat smile, dat cuteness, dat innocence
>tfw I'll never be able to touch her
>tfw I'll never be able to give her a kiss
>tfw I'll never be able to make her happy

I just want to protect her, /vp/!

WHY? Why does this hurt so much?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:56:55 No.17237685 Report

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>>17237669
You gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:57:37 No.17237699 Report

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>>17237675
Mutilated genitalia implies it was once a man, and is therefor gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:57:46 No.17237700 Report

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>>17237685
I like women though, with vaginas, but I also like penises on female bodies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:58:25 No.17237706 Report

Quoted By: >>17237732

>>17237699
Buck Angel was always had a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:58:40 No.17237709 Report

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>>17237669
You're a fag dude. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:58:46 No.17237714 Report

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>>17237700
You bi then. You ain't straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:58:53 No.17237716 Report

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>>17237699
That was once a woman who got surgery to become a man, but still has a vagina. Born a woman, still has a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 07:59:42 No.17237732 Report

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>>17237706
Buck Angel is a reassigned man. Mutilated genitalia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 08:00:07 No.17237740 Report

Quoted By: >>17237773

>>17237714
I don't like men. Best I can admit to is being like 18% gay, tops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 08:00:56 No.17237754 Report

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>>17237732
Other way around, though in my personal opinion, no less gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 08:01:58 No.17237773 Report

Quoted By: >>17237793 >>17237802

>>17237740
Still not straight. You can nitpick the numbers all you want but if you have ever looked at a dick lustfully, you're not straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 08:02:54 No.17237793 Report

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>>17237773
Well that's very much a matter of opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 08:03:18 No.17237802 Report

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>>17237773
What about futa stuff?

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 08:03:24 No.17237803 Report

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>>17237376
>disgusting and traps in the same sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jan 2014 08:03:32 No.17237807 Report

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This thread sucks take it to lgbt or b

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