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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:50:51 No.20801656 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20801682 >>20801686 >>20801691 >>20801796 >>20801807

Has anyone here ever fucked a girl who was dressed up like a Pokemon? What was it like? How'd it come about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:52:32 No.20801680 Report

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I fucked a Jynx once but then it turned out to be your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:52:36 No.20801682 Report

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>>20801656
more like
Has anyone here ever fucked a girl

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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:52:47 No.20801686 Report

Quoted By: >>20801735

>>20801656
I fucked a Miltank once

But it was really just my fat whore of a girlfriend wearing a pink sweater

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:53:17 No.20801691 Report

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>>20801656
>Has anyone here ever fucked a girl
Just take a look at where you're posting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:53:33 No.20801694 Report

Quoted By: >>20801705 >>20801783

she's hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:54:15 No.20801705 Report

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>>20801694
>pikachu

She's a genwun slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:54:46 No.20801713 Report

Quoted By: >>20801732 >>20801745

This thread is pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:55:16 No.20801720 Report

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alright let's stop the shitposting and get to the good stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:56:12 No.20801732 Report

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>>20801713
It's probably for somebody to brag about fugging a hambeast dressed as Gardevoir, altering the tale a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:56:13 No.20801735 Report

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>>20801686
your girlfriend isnt ur mum

Gio

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Gio Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:56:46 No.20801745 Report

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>>20801713
No i want to see where this goes ive always dreamed of fucking a girl wearing a garbodor suit or maybe a coballion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 02:59:03 No.20801783 Report

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>>20801694
tits too small for my liking

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:00:21 No.20801796 Report

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>>20801656
>tail
sorry she's got a dick

Jonnie

Jonnie Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:01:00 No.20801807 Report

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>>20801656

lol no. best I got was freshmen year in college girlfriend with a pikachu shirt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:04:21 No.20801879 Report

Quoted By: >>20801915

Would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:05:27 No.20801890 Report

Quoted By: >>20801923 >>20801941

i know a girl into pokemon and cosplay.
shes asexual though.
dresses up sexy all the time, for nothing or noone but herself.
the horror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:07:05 No.20801915 Report

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>>20801879
How many evs would I get?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:07:43 No.20801923 Report

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>>20801890

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:08:53 No.20801941 Report

Quoted By: >>20802034 >>20802057

>>20801890
>she's asexual

She just doesn't want to fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:11:10 No.20801970 Report

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I have fucked a girl who owned an Ash hat. But she never wore it during the act.

That's why we broke up.That's not really why we broke up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:15:22 No.20802034 Report

Quoted By: >>20802488 >>20802520

>>20801941
doubt it, i knew her well.
she doesnt even like hugging another person.
on a birthday, she doesnt even kiss.

its ashame really but oh well some people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:16:40 No.20802050 Report

Quoted By: >>20802230

threads like this make me feel like shit. Oh well, I guess no one really knows/cares I'm stuck being a virgin for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:16:58 No.20802052 Report

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I've fucked a Princess Jasmine and a Snow White.

I've yet to fuck a chick dressed as a pokemon. Though I know if I did land one who did, they would be in a shitty pikachu outfit.

I want to try my hand at cons but all the hot chicks are taken and all the actual sluts are landwhales. This, of course comes from just the one time i've ever attended a con so take that as you will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:17:16 No.20802057 Report

Quoted By: >>20802386

>>20801941
although she did have this spinning board sex game in her room which she got as a present with handcuffs and all, but she gave it away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:33:22 No.20802230 Report

Quoted By: >>20802244 >>20802304

>>20802050
find yourself a prostitute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:34:35 No.20802244 Report

Quoted By: >>20802278

>>20802230
Not that guy, but thanks for reminding me why being a virgin isn't so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:37:39 No.20802278 Report

Quoted By: >>20802443 >>20802511

>>20802244
essentially you got rejected out of the gene pool.
thats terrible no other way to put it, unless you never made any real effort or its choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:39:08 No.20802304 Report

Quoted By: >>20802353

>>20802230
sorry, but I have standards Not that I'm judging prostitutes, that kind of life is just not for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:42:34 No.20802353 Report

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>>20802304
alright. I can respect that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:45:29 No.20802386 Report

Quoted By: >>20802606

>>20802057
>tfw when no one will ever give you handcuffs for your birthday

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:50:08 No.20802443 Report

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>>20802278
At this point it's a choice given the risks of sexual intercourse that I'll most likely forget to prepare for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:54:31 No.20802488 Report

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>>20802034
>on a birthday, she doesnt even kiss.

Do you expect kisses from your female friends on their birthdays?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:57:33 No.20802511 Report

Quoted By: >>20802619

>>20802278
I just plan on adopting. I wont pass on my genes, but I'll pass on everything else to my future daughter. Teacher her how to be a good person and how to always be caring. It also means I can help in making someones life much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 03:58:52 No.20802520 Report

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>>20802488
lol I was thinking the same thing, >>20802034
the fuck is the connection between kisses and birthdays?

P Tue 02 Sep 2014 04:10:12 No.20802606 Report

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>>20802386
> tfw noone will wear your handcuffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 04:12:14 No.20802619 Report

Quoted By: >>20802650

>>20802511
still youll miss out on sex.

>>20802520
that in general she is someone that avoids physical contact of all kinds. maybe im not thinking straight but i thought it was weird. most friends hug more and such, and in my culture you give someone 3 kisses on their birthday after congratulating them, also with other important events.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2014 04:15:56 No.20802650 Report

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>>20802619
>still youll miss out on sex.
yeah, I guess that's what my hand is for

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