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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:24:35 No.29426497 View View Reply Original Report

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What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:25:24 No.29426512 Report

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>>29426497
i dont have a wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:25:36 No.29426514 Report

Quoted By: >>29429023 >>29429141 >>29431058 >>29433441 >>29434004 >>29434249 >>29437742

After five years, your job will still suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:25:48 No.29426517 Report

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My wife left me with crippling debt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:26:00 No.29426521 Report

Quoted By: >>29429210 >>29432441 >>29434786

one fucks me every day, and the other was born March 6, 1994

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:26:05 No.29426525 Report

Quoted By: >>29426544 >>29426550

I get paid to do my job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:26:41 No.29426544 Report

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>>29426525
and I get paid to do your wife!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:26:55 No.29426550 Report

Quoted By: >>29426586

>>29426525
be an escort; problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:28:28 No.29426580 Report

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>>29426497
I will get a job in the near future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:28:45 No.29426586 Report

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>>29426550
How does one start?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:35:46 No.29426726 Report

Quoted By: >>29429023

This joke was as wasted as the blue orb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:36:25 No.29426744 Report

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>>29426497
One isn't around the corner with a bunch of guys in it
The other is
fuck you stacy you cheating whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:43:09 No.29426873 Report

Quoted By: >>29426918

My job gives me crippling depression and my wife gives me suicidal thoughts...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:43:25 No.29426877 Report

Quoted By: >>29426918

>>29426497
none, i don't have both

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 00:45:23 No.29426918 Report

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>>29426873
>>29426877
I am so sorry..?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:37:44 No.29427789 Report

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My job blows but my wife doesn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:41:20 No.29427872 Report

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>>29426497
None, they're both non-existent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 01:45:52 No.29427965 Report

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>>29426497
One exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:47:18 No.29429006 Report

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I didn't have to leave my wife to move across the country.

I love you, Julia. Thank you for putting up with my mistakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:48:25 No.29429023 Report

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>>29426514
>>29426726
>tfw no one notices Kyogre's joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:54:47 No.29429141 Report

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>>29426514
>yfw there are actually people who don't like the taste of a man's seed in their throats

Fucking casuals. Cum is the best medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:56:20 No.29429174 Report

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>>29426497
I don't brutally abuse my job to make babies with me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:57:54 No.29429210 Report

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>>29426521
>Married at 22
For what purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:59:48 No.29429245 Report

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I can do my job well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:02:21 No.29429286 Report

Quoted By: >>29429302

this thread is sexist and I'm reporting it right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:02:58 No.29429302 Report

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>>29429286
haha good one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:28:56 No.29429760 Report

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you can't beat your job

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:30:12 No.29429778 Report

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>>29426497
Nothing, because I have neither.

end me pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:58:04 No.29430260 Report

Quoted By: >>29436071

>>29429778

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:43:27 No.29431058 Report

Quoted By: >>29438335

>>29426514
You probably won't have either in 5 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:44:43 No.29431090 Report

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>>29429778
>wanting to have a wife if you're under the age of 35

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:24:45 No.29431832 Report

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i hate my job! (´･ω･`)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:11:38 No.29432441 Report

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>>29426521

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:14:15 No.29432469 Report

Quoted By: >>29432755 >>29432990 >>29433014 >>29438951

My job didn't die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:45:28 No.29432755 Report

Quoted By: >>29433032

>>29432469
fuck anon, that hit me like a truck. I'm really sorry, my condolences

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:53:24 No.29432813 Report

Quoted By:

>>29426497
At least I can do my job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:05:08 No.29432908 Report

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>>29426497
At my job i dont have to cover the expenses of my wifes son college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:09:16 No.29432938 Report

Quoted By: >>29433046

My job doesn't have a chronic pain condition that makes sex excruciatingly painful leaving me wracked with crushing guilt, steadily Pavlovian training me to be unhappy every time I get aroused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:10:43 No.29432961 Report

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>>29426497
An extra dimension

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:14:07 No.29432990 Report

Quoted By: >>29433032

>>29432469
This is literally the saddest thing I've ever read in my entire life. Never thought /vp/ would make me cry, but here I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:17:02 No.29433014 Report

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>>29432469
anon, I'm genuinely so sorry for your loss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:18:55 No.29433032 Report

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>>29432990
>>29432755
She left peacefully and surrounded by friends and family, no pain and loved by all. I'll see her again one day, somehow or another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:21:04 No.29433046 Report

Quoted By: >>29433380

>>29432938
As someone with a similar pain condition and issues, it really isn't your fault anon, please don't blame yourself for things outside of your control.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:57:33 No.29433380 Report

Quoted By: >>29433434

>>29433046
What do you have, Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:06:21 No.29433434 Report

Quoted By: >>29433482

>>29433380
Not the same poster but I too have similar issues, the thing that makes me happy the most is that you would still love me that much to find me attractive and be with me. I mean, does she enjoy it at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:07:24 No.29433441 Report

Quoted By: >>29438335

>>29426514

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:14:01 No.29433482 Report

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>>29433434
Not at all. She's also completely asexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:27:14 No.29433573 Report

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>>29426497
I don't get paid for either of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:24:16 No.29434004 Report

Quoted By: >>29438335

>>29426514
It's okay Kyogre, I liked your joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 10:05:16 No.29434249 Report

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>>29426514
Underrated joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 10:33:11 No.29434463 Report

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>>29429210
>Marrying an old infertile bitch
>not wanting a fit young fuck toy

Didn't say he was 22 did he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 10:56:38 No.29434667 Report

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>>29426497
My job exists, my wife doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:09:26 No.29434786 Report

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>>29426521
>Getting married at 22
Did you get her pregnant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:14:15 No.29434832 Report

Quoted By: >>29434858 >>29434953 >>29438946

Since so many peoople here are married can I ask the men a question. Is your wife the horny one who wants to fug all the time? I've my first ever GF for about 10 months now and when ever I want to cuddle, chat, go out with friends or watch tv she just wants to fuck my brains out. I'm starting to feel like a slab of meat
If I don't fuck her at least twice a day, she gets cranky. Also I've come to the conclusion I prefers fapping to softcore 10's way more than actual sex with a real woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:16:24 No.29434858 Report

Quoted By: >>29434882

>>29434832

If you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's loyal and will be loyal to you regardless of how much you have sex, rejoice and be glad. In my experience, however, women who love sex that much will get it from anyone they can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:18:21 No.29434882 Report

Quoted By: >>29437655

>>29434858
Thank God my love for her is fading, other wise that might of upset me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:25:27 No.29434953 Report

Quoted By: >>29434985 >>29438298

>>29434832
This might not actually be the case for you, but I want to bring to your attention the fact that some girls are psychotic.

As such, there are some (and I'm just speaking from anecdote) that are obsessed with the idea of keeping you from cheating and think that forcing sex will do just that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:29:10 No.29434985 Report

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>>29434953
Lol, even if I wanted to chest on her, I couldn't. I've no game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:56:17 No.29435184 Report

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>>29426497
Why does Kyogre have Kanchome face?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 12:27:42 No.29435457 Report

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>>29426497
I love my job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 12:33:38 No.29435519 Report

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>>29426497
I don't have a wife, and I don't have a j- Huh. I guess they have more in common than I thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 13:20:30 No.29436071 Report

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>>29430260
Glenn dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 15:34:25 No.29437655 Report

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>>29434882
That hit me harder than I expected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 15:39:42 No.29437718 Report

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>>29435184
>You'll see! Folgorayquaza is the invincible warrior!
>Delta Stream Folgoooore
>Invincible Folgooooore
>Mega Stone Folgoooore
>He always saves the day!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 15:41:23 No.29437742 Report

Quoted By: >>29437956

>>29426497
>>29426514
>tfw no wife
>tfw no gf
>tfw kiss less virgin
>tfw losing my job a couple days before Christmas because of "budget cuts"
>will have to go to the fucking jobcentre again because I don't qualify for autismbux

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 15:57:23 No.29437956 Report

Quoted By: >>29438244

>>29437742
You might want to start that job hunt now so you have a smooth transition. If you're a solo NEET, you could try night shifts at call centers. That's what I'm stuck doing except I'm married and they fucking gimped me into the night shift, I've barely seen my wife for months, so I can verify that you do next to nothing. I've watched about 350 episodes of anime at work in the past month. If you take a job like that, you can use that free time to learn shit like programming and Tarzan swing onto a better job down the line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:15:20 No.29438244 Report

Quoted By: >>29438367

>>29437956
Not the guy you replied to, but how does your wife feel about your job? Does it cause tension?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:19:21 No.29438298 Report

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>>29434953
That's what the bible says to do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:21:26 No.29438335 Report

Quoted By: >>29438382 >>29439023

>>29429023
>>29429141
>>29431058
>>29433441
>>29434004
Thanks for noticing my joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:23:15 No.29438367 Report

Quoted By: >>29439020

>>29438244
We're both bummed out by it, but she's busy as all fuck with grad school so it's not like we could spend time together anyway. We meet the legal definition of a sexless marriage though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:24:19 No.29438382 Report

Quoted By: >>29438402

>>29438335
No problem. I didn't want it to be ogrelooked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:25:59 No.29438402 Report

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>>29438382
Hah! good one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:26:06 No.29438406 Report

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>>29426497
I don't have either :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:31:45 No.29438490 Report

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>>29426497
i like my job

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:44:28 No.29438706 Report

Quoted By: >>29438907

I can't punch out my wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:58:01 No.29438907 Report

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>>29438706
Are you a boxer?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 17:00:11 No.29438946 Report

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>>29434832
>Not manning the fuck up and giving her that slab of meat , asserting dominance until you tell her when she gets the dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 17:00:40 No.29438951 Report

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>>29432469
My condolences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 17:06:23 No.29439020 Report

Quoted By: >>29439351

>>29438367
I hope things get better for you two, anon. It's a tough balancing act.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 17:06:36 No.29439023 Report

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>>29438335
Just doing my part for a fellow anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 17:29:16 No.29439351 Report

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>>29439020
Thanks Anon.

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