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Anonymous Sun 28 May 2017 23:58:23 No.32623287 View View Reply Original Report

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What would 911 calls in the Pokemon world be like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 00:00:07 No.32623299 Report

Quoted By: >>32629116

>>32623287
>Dial 911.
>Beep Beep Beep Beep
>Remember that there's no real law enforcement or governing power in the Pokemon universe
>Die in the fire that my Slugma accidentally started by existing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 00:00:22 No.32623301 Report

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>>32623287
Mostly cases of Incineroar running around and molesting little kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 00:26:39 No.32623459 Report

Quoted By: >>32623561

>>32623287
>hello police? Help my Sylveon is trying to suck my cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 00:41:44 No.32623561 Report

Quoted By: >>32625969

>>32623459
>Sir we've told you multiple times to stop calling here with your weird fetish bullshit. Please get off the line or we will dispatch police and arrest you again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:13:41 No.32625961 Report

Quoted By: >>32633900

DELELELELELELELELE WHOOOOOOP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:16:22 No.32625969 Report

Quoted By: >>32627952

>>32623561

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:22:18 No.32625993 Report

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>hey yeah fire department, it happened again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 10:18:01 No.32626322 Report

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Pretty sure there was a lady in Fortree who found a Heracross in her house

Would scare the fuck out of me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 11:09:49 No.32626476 Report

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Help, my dick got stuck in my pet Lopunny again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 11:48:16 No.32626593 Report

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post the "galvantuler" greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 13:04:18 No.32626796 Report

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>>32623287
>Somebody is trying to catch Pokemon with Pokeballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 14:53:10 No.32627190 Report

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You have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 15:04:15 No.32627223 Report

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>>32623287
>help I knotted my Arcanine and now I have severe internal burns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 17:22:28 No.32627952 Report

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>>32625969
Sauce plsssss...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 20:12:38 No.32629116 Report

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>>32623299
Pretty sure there's a Police force.
Also I thought the League was the primary governing force in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 20:23:45 No.32629215 Report

Quoted By: >>32629238

>>32623287
>Hey officer? A Lucario is stuck in my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 20:26:41 No.32629238 Report

Quoted By: >>32629280

>>32629215
But is that really a problem if you're a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 20:32:34 No.32629280 Report

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>>32629238
Then he knots in your vag so yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 21:21:31 No.32629658 Report

Quoted By: >>32631644

>>32623287
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR RATATTA JOEY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 21:45:47 No.32629775 Report

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I shallowed a Cherrim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 21:49:48 No.32629795 Report

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>>32623287
>"Help, a Team Rocket guy went through my house and stole my most valuable item, a TM for Dig!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 23:30:28 No.32630351 Report

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>>32623287
help, my gardevoir is bleeding from her ass after I had anal with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 23:36:38 No.32630388 Report

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Hello, yes, I have a Joltik infestation. What? Call the pest control? Oh. Okay. Bye."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 00:14:22 No.32630647 Report

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> 911, What's your emergency?
> Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 00:19:20 No.32630667 Report

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>>32623287
HELP THE GUY NEXT ROOM IS FUCKING HIS AERODACTYL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 02:58:59 No.32631620 Report

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>>32623287
Help I just touched my Slugma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 03:02:47 No.32631644 Report

Quoted By: >>32631757

>>32629658
Literally the only clever post in this thread and it's a fucking meme that's been beaten to death for over a decade.

Fuck this thread is a trainwreck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 03:20:07 No.32631757 Report

Quoted By: >>32634033

>>32631644
I picked that because Joey does not know when to shut about his inbred retarded rat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 12:12:24 No.32633525 Report

Quoted By: >>32634297

>>32623287
>dial the hospital
>they ask what's wrong
>say that I was hugged by my kirlia
>they laugh
>say right after she evolved
>they drop the phone
>dead by the time they get here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 14:07:39 No.32633855 Report

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>Hello, this is 911 what is your emergency?
>Oh my god ! Come quick, someone broke into my house !
>Calm down Madam, what is this person doing?
>I-it's a 12 years old boy he... just looked into my trashcan, oh wait, he's leaving...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 14:25:55 No.32633900 Report

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>>32625961
>tfw tune bug replaces the sirens on all police cars

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 14:35:28 No.32633934 Report

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>>32623287
>There are shitposters right now in this thread who have not seen this episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 14:42:20 No.32633950 Report

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>>32623287

"Another Onix just came through the floor again. I swear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 14:48:38 No.32633974 Report

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>>32623287
>Help please my machamp's cock is stuck in my girlfriend's anus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 15:01:51 No.32634033 Report

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>>32631757
>inbred
So that's how it's the best rattata.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 15:18:35 No.32634121 Report

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If the Pokemon world is anything like the real one, of course there are going to be Pokephiles. And since Pokemon are way more dangerous than real animals, of course there are going to be accidents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 May 2017 16:05:48 No.32634297 Report

Quoted By: >>32634809

>>32633525
What's the joke here?

shhhhhh

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shhhhhh Tue 30 May 2017 17:36:23 No.32634809 Report

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>>32634297
If you don't see it then your retarded

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