Is there a reason why GF is so obsesed with GameStop events? Like where the fuck are the cool caves and exploration legendaries?

This happened to me today after hearing about the GameStop distribution.

>Be me, social awkward since I was kid
>Hear mom is going to the mall and ask her to ask something to the GameStop near there.
>"Mom can you check if they have this pokemon promotion code called Marshadow?"
>2 hours later she comes back
>Brings me a package of Pokemon training cards with a Marshadow box
>What the fuck Mom are you fucking out of your fucking mind? That wasn't what I wanted
>Go back to the mall with mom, I start sweating
>Pass the GameStop door, run into some Crash Bandicoot promo paperboard accidentally and almost fall down
>Mom: Are you okay Ethenian my love?
>People stares at me, I shake and sweat this is scary
>See GameStop worker laughing at me discreetly
>Get the training card game package and throw it furiously like a shuriken to him but didn't impact on him
>Everyone is what the fuck
>He be like What are you doing dude? Mom is shocked
>Scream furiously he tricked my mom
>I want a Marshadow promo code
>He's like, want a Marshadow? I have one down here
>I can see through the glass of the cash desk he has his penis out between a 2DS and some skylander figurines, luckily mom didn't see
>Put my hand under moms skirt and start rubbing her over her undies
>GameStop worker is now rubbing his snake against the glass
>Put hand in moms undies, she's soaking wet
>Rub her faster she moans and people can hear us but don't care
>GameStop working is rubbing furiously the tip of his penis against the corner of the glass and then against a Nintendo 3DS XL
>He puts it there like it was a taco and rubs it between the two screens
>Mom is about to cum so is him
>He gets out of his cashdesk and explodes furiously on my face and a little goes to the playstation second hand games stand.
>Mom waterfalls and my hands are now soaking wet.
>No promo code for me