Please, hear me out, inject your pokemon. I just plucked a gray nose hair. My youth has faded, and I've wasted hundreds and hundreds of hours hatching eggs. I wasted my life not even playing an enriching variety of games, just breeding pokemon in ONE series. I've maxed out the clock in at least 4 games just biking back and forth for some sisyphean goal of grinding a random number generator. All I have to show for it are some IV'd pokemon that gamefreak won't even allow in tournaments the next generation. Please help me save yourself from yourselves. Inject your pokemon and seize your youth.