Okay guys I need to know something. Am I gay? I fucking hate this stupid pokemons design. Does anyone else feel the same way?
I keep having nightmares of him coming out of his pokeball and pinning me down gently. I try to escape. I scream. I scream and curse at the stupid cat but all I see is his stupid smile.

He then proceeds to bulldoze me. I'm crying I don't wat this yet I know somewhere I like it. After he's done he holds me close in his arms and gently cry in his fur. I hate him and I hate my self

INCINEROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!