Pokémon Sword and Shield? Fitting names considering these games make me wanna go medieval.
I'm just trying to play the game, but this fucker keeps interrupting me with tutorials about shit I already know!
Uuugh! Leave me alone you little shit!
Oh great, now he wants to battle me too. Good thing he just spent ten minutes showing me where the Pokemon Center is. What a waste of goddamn time.
Well that was easy. He just kept spamming some shitty status move. Wonder if you can even lose that fight.
Uuugh! He never shuts up! Why does this fucker need to have a whole monologue after losing!
SHUT! UP!
It's like hanging out with the world's most annoying little brother. You know what it's like. Mom and Dad want some alone time so they can get it on, so you're stuck playing co-op with this little shithead who won't ever shut up!
ASS!
Finally he leaves me alone. Thank god. Now I can play this shitty game in peace.
Oh fuck. There he is again.
Now he's gonna teach me how to catch Pokémon too. Why doesn't this backseating bastard just play the game for me already?!
What a crock of Pikachu shit!
Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea? Nobody wants to sit through hours of cutscenes before they get to play the game!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
These games make me wanna take a big, heaving liquid shit all over my Nintendo Switch!
*crack*
I think I'm gonna need a few more of these after this shitstain of a game.