Junichi Masuda's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Switch. That’s right, he took his little japanese dick out and he pissed on my fucking Switch, and then he said his dick was "DISSU BIGGO" . And I said “That’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my 4channel.org. Junichi Masuda, you got a small dick, it’s the size of a Caterpie except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: *BOOOOM*.
That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my Switch so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE FRANCHISE. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER RANT. Except I’m not gonna piss on the franchise, I’m gonna go higher. I’m ranting on KANTOOOOOO! How do you like that Ishihara? I RANTED ON KANTO YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the cringe D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I rant on you too!