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Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:17:45 No.44737530 View View Reply Original Report

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How would you escape from this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:20:08 No.44737545 Report

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>>44737530
I hate it when furries make pokemon huge. Swampert isd 4'11 and 180 lbs.
They draw nidoqueen like 2 stories too, fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:24:34 No.44737585 Report

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>>44737545
>wants his pokemon to be unimposing manlets
What are you gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:30:50 No.44737635 Report

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>>44737545
Well technically a Pokemon could vary in size, they are not limited to their averages. Pokemon Lets Go and Eevee establish that Pokemon can have an upper limit of +/-40% their natural height and upwards to +/-60% in weight.
So a Swampert could max at: 6'8 and 252.6 lbs. Using that games metric. It could probably be higher, but as far as I know thats the limit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:31:52 No.44737640 Report

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>>44737635
>252.6 lbs.
288.89 lbs. Is what I meant to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:34:49 No.44737653 Report

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>>44737545
some of the pokemon sizes are stupid though, even if you're not a furry. tyranitar for example is just 2 meters tall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:35:45 No.44737658 Report

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>>44737530
Tell her, "You are hurting me, and I don't like it when you do this, please stop no one will hurt me or take me somewhere." Cause if she's a good person, she'll let you go.

Sage

Sage Sat 05 Sep 2020 14:48:23 No.44737736 Report

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>>44737530
Shut up, fag.

>>44737545
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 15:08:06 No.44737892 Report

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I would grab a leaf from a nearby plant and instakill her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 15:10:00 No.44737911 Report

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>Torterra used Wood Hammer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 15:15:08 No.44737941 Report

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>>44737530
Return her into her Pokeball.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 15:28:34 No.44738007 Report

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>>44737892
Leaf is already being grabbed and bullied as we speak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 15:30:34 No.44738020 Report

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>>44737530
>Send in my Meganium to fuck her
>She orgasms intensely due to 4x the pleasure while my meganium resist both types so 4x stamina bonus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 15:35:50 No.44738049 Report

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>>44737736
fpwp
Pokemon are established as having variable sizes and weights. and it is not even due to fetishes, kys along with >>44737545

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 16:32:40 No.44738530 Report

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>>44737530
Impregnate her

Motherhood decreases the aggressiveness and territoriality of some species (In other cases it worsens it, but hey you only live once)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 16:34:24 No.44738547 Report

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>>44737545

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 16:37:22 No.44738570 Report

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>>44737545
>NO!!!!! HOW DARE PEOPLE FIX THE RETARDED ASS OFFICIAL SIZES

GF should retconn them themselves, this shit never made any sense (hence why the anime always retconned it) and now that it shows in-game (while back then it was just irrelevant numbers in a dex entry) it's getting real cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 16:39:38 No.44738582 Report

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>>44738570
Pokemon Lets go and Eevee have size changes for Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 16:41:25 No.44738604 Report

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>>44738582
As numbers in descripton maybe
But models are all the exact same manlet shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 16:43:38 No.44738621 Report

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>>44738604
I suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 16:59:49 No.44738770 Report

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>>44738604
Pixelmon did it better though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 17:11:08 No.44738862 Report

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>>44737530
Why would I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 17:19:43 No.44738952 Report

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>>44738862
You are not a swampert, leave my species alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 17:38:31 No.44739113 Report

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>>44737545
>Imagine liking GF's cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 18:04:56 No.44739374 Report

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>>44738770
>Drapion is an absolute manlet
noooo that's unfair my headcanon was that he was gigantic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 19:02:29 No.44739795 Report

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>>44739374
>Headcannons are almost always better than anything TPC writes
>/vp/oreons still use headcannon as an insult

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 19:04:41 No.44739812 Report

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>>44737545
>Everything I don't like is because of
>*spins the wheel of boogeymen*
>furries!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 19:32:04 No.44740048 Report

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>>44737530
This is what you get for the mud-kip meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 19:57:40 No.44740253 Report

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>>44737530
guaranteed the artist is a lardass "specimen"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 20:03:41 No.44740303 Report

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>>44737545
Giant girls, including giant pokemon girls, are the best. Don't be a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2020 20:12:10 No.44740383 Report

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>>44740303
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 00:42:48 No.44742750 Report

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>>44740253
100% guaranteed that you are projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 00:54:02 No.44742841 Report

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>>44742750
hit a nerve furfag?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 00:58:36 No.44742882 Report

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>https://pastebin.com/bFxMV1cV

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 03:28:21 No.44743926 Report

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>>44737545
Pokemon have variable sizes and a lot of them are measured in length rather than height for whatever reason. They're literally magic monsters in a semi-post-scarcity sci-fi setting, shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 03:30:00 No.44743936 Report

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>>44737530
>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 10:51:06 No.44745883 Report

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>>44737545
Retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 11:55:44 No.44746197 Report

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>>44742882
>Was bored and decide to actually read that story (i never wanted to fuck a pokemon)
>Now my dick is diamonds and now i really want to fuck a swampert
I guess, good work anon, I am now going to reconsider some parts of my life. and probably jerk off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 13:24:37 No.44746670 Report

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>>44737530
Who says I want to escape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 13:25:07 No.44746674 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 14:53:10 No.44747270 Report

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>>44740303
Truth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 15:33:00 No.44747637 Report

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>>44738530
Extremely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2020 15:47:08 No.44747775 Report

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>>44737545
Based. Keep making these dogfuckers seethe

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