>"What if you were isekei'd to be Ash on his first day as a trainer?"
> "I'd wake up early and get a squirtle"
> *presses glasses*
Ignoring the fact that you would be isekaied in your sleep and thus be unable to wake up early, do these dumbasses not realize Ash ran into fucking five Squirtle and the other two Kanto starters? You can easily can't the whole Squirtle squad for trade fodder.