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I have never seen so much reaching until Kleavor was revealed.

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>B-BUT BEARD
Okay? Who the fuck cares. It looks ambiguous and cool.
This isn't fucking Galarian Weezing who's a literal caricature of a British man. It's literally a warrior Pokémon.
>B-BUT THE AXES
So? They look cool as fuck. Cooler than anything else in Gen 8.
>B-BUT HOW IS IT A SCYTHER EVO?
Because it's pretty obviously an ambiguous mantis monster with a rocky exterior. It's basically Scyther with rocks.
>B-BUT HOW DOES IT PICK UP FOOD TO EAT?
Has anyone asked this question for literally any other Pokémon? I don't think so.
If your autism requires an answer, it uses the axes as a dish to scoop things up. There.
>WHY DID SCYTHER NEED ANOTHER EVO?
Because it's cool.

Fucking hell. How do we finally get some amazing designs like this, Galarian Braviary, Basculegion and Wyrdeer and people still bitch?
Get fucked. I'm glad to be finally done with Pokémon's dark ages.