>>49159402I know I’m in KANTO you fat fucking retard. this is not only an obscure area to be in, it’s also the only area to cross the Johto-Kanto border. You think I’m here for fucking fun? I’m an explorer goddammit and the strongest trainer in Johto, don’t fuck with me. I'll have you know I defeated all 8 pathetically piss-easy Gym Leader pushovers, the Elite 4, and that faggot Lance. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Team Rocket rejects and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in flawless victories as I'm the top competitive battler and Pokéthalon combatant in all of Johto. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Mother and the Girlfriends of boys I cucked across the region, and your fatass is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, loser. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 251 ways—and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the PC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you fat shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead.
