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Quoted By: >>52271545 >>52271630 >>52271662
You bought it anyway, largest release ever on the Switch.
At this point I can slap the Pokémon logo on my cat's turd and you'd still buy it.
We got you so hard that we fooled you into a sexless divorce agreement where you got to pay us a 10 $ pension every year until you fucking die only so you can see the Pokémon you put in Home. Admit it, GameFreak is the single greatest developer on the market. We have fulfilled the dream of every developer, which is mind-breaking millions of people into accepting an ever more mediocre product.
We own you and there is nothing you can do.
Now kneel for me.
At this point I can slap the Pokémon logo on my cat's turd and you'd still buy it.
We got you so hard that we fooled you into a sexless divorce agreement where you got to pay us a 10 $ pension every year until you fucking die only so you can see the Pokémon you put in Home. Admit it, GameFreak is the single greatest developer on the market. We have fulfilled the dream of every developer, which is mind-breaking millions of people into accepting an ever more mediocre product.
We own you and there is nothing you can do.
Now kneel for me.
