- Be me
- Have my mom preorder Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
- Choose Violet as game of choice
- Catch a Paldean Wooper in the early game and name her Justine
- Eventually evolve Justine into a Clodsire
- Notice how slow Justine is, but you don’t mind
- Notice how Justine has the most health of all my Pokémon
- Nowthisiswherethefunbegins.tiff
- Use all defense and special defense boosting vitamins and feather to increase Justine’s defensive bulk
- Use a bunch of Health Feathers and HP Ups to increase Justine’s HP
- In short, Clodsire can be a beast if trained correctly