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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 22:36:56 No.58705766 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58705851 >>58706091 >>58706130 >>58706132 >>58706482 >>58706682 >>58707994 >>58708126 >>58710828 >>58710965

>wouldn't it be great if pokemon were real?

No. No it wouldn't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 22:55:14 No.58705851 Report

Quoted By: >>58705877 >>58706114 >>58709299

>>58705766
If Sneasler were real I could do this. Even if I get poisoned it will be a good thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 22:56:02 No.58705854 Report

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We don't use electric eels as generators, why do you think we'd use electric rats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 22:58:12 No.58705865 Report

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>implying a human would be able to do this to a pokemon before being attacked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 22:59:18 No.58705871 Report

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>implying they wouldn't willingly aid us in exchange for food and a good bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 23:00:38 No.58705877 Report

Quoted By: >>58705904 >>58706191 >>58706699 >>58708107 >>58709518

>>58705851
if pokemon were real most pokephiles wouldn't act out their fantasies in the same way that the number of people with rape fantasies are astronomically higher than actual rapists. most pokemon would be able to fight back, sneasler would gore you in an instant (but maybe you're into that)

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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 23:04:46 No.58705904 Report

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>>58705877
Anon, that's a hug, not a fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 23:53:28 No.58706091 Report

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>>58705766
It would be very nice but if we go by how the fanbase treat them as lower than dirt lifeforms, it wouldn't be a pleasant experience for them to be around most humans.
>>58705904
Treating Pokemon in a tender way is a foreign concept to them. They can't comprehend it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 00:02:51 No.58706114 Report

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>>58705851
>Lanky grinch-looking motherfucker with giant venomous mole claws
This creature would be nightmare fuel irl
Thank god they’re extinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 00:08:36 No.58706130 Report

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>>58705766
Cope opeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 00:09:20 No.58706132 Report

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>>58705766
The government would have instantly rounded up and contained all of them for experimentation, and then they'd be used for powering AI slop generating server farms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 00:24:26 No.58706191 Report

Quoted By: >>58707029 >>58707084

>>58705877
>if pokemon were real most pokephiles would
be able to coerce pokemon into sex. Bestiality is already extremely common across the world whether you like it or not. Don't pretend cartoon animals are going to be able to avoid it just because they have the ability to kill you. People rape horses, dolphins, cows, alligators, and more and survive (to get arrested). And those (and more) can clearly kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 02:22:43 No.58706482 Report

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>>58705766
While they do use electric pokemon as generators, a lot of them NEED to discharge and like to do so. So we likely wouldn't be abusing them for their electricity. There would be a sudden increase in the populations of Electric Pokemon capable of making more electricity compared to the others. So prepare to see a lot of Electrode and Electabuzz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 03:40:00 No.58706682 Report

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>>58705766
speak for yourself
I want my own shiny lapras so I could ride it to the end of the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 03:44:58 No.58706699 Report

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>>58705877
anon, that's implying most pokephilia would be rape rather than consensual.

We have MULTIPLE canon instances of pokemon getting crushes on humans, and one instance of long-term cohabitation under false pretenses (froslass disguised as a human woman).

It might take some searching and proper romancing, but they could find WILLING pokemon lovers or at the very least quick lays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 06:42:34 No.58707029 Report

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>>58706191
Or just have enough badges so they obey your commands.

Being a skilled trainer makes pokemon want to respect, adore, and obey you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 06:48:29 No.58707043 Report

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If Pokémon were real, society as we know it would have developed around them being involved in every facet of our daily lives to a symbiotic extreme. It'd be incomparable to our world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 07:11:50 No.58707084 Report

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>>58706191
>alligators
you can't just drop that and expect me to accept it without further questions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 17:27:42 No.58707994 Report

Quoted By: >>58708123

>>58705766
I miss when people would use photoshop and stuff to make realistic Pokémon images. The AI generated ones just don't have any soul

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 18:12:38 No.58708107 Report

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>>58705877
True

>>58706091
>Treating Pokemon in a tender way is a foreign concept to them. They can't comprehend it.
It would depend greatly on the circumstances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 18:17:28 No.58708119 Report

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>>58707029
It doesn't seem like they even need to be YOUR pokemon to get the deference either.
https://youtu.be/iLVbNn8Qw7c

Croagunk gets one good look at Cynthia and immediately swaps to "I apologize for interrupting, Ma'am. You clearly have enough badges to train him."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 18:22:28 No.58708123 Report

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>>58707994
Looks like a sculpture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 18:24:43 No.58708126 Report

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>>58705766
Surely there would be labour laws for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 19:27:34 No.58708285 Report

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>>58707084
literally just look it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Dec 2025 00:19:43 No.58709299 Report

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>>58705851
why do you want to do sexual things to something that hardly resembles a member of the human species and is covered in hairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Dec 2025 01:45:03 No.58709518 Report

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>>58705877
>the number of people with rape fantasies
are women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Dec 2025 14:14:41 No.58710828 Report

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>>58705766
It's already illegal to be cruel to animals, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Dec 2025 15:45:57 No.58710965 Report

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>>58705766
This realistic style is genuinely disgusting shit can’t they close that ai channel it’s garbage.

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