>>90409610She should take two weeks off so you can all really suffer. My love for her has evolved to the point where I can actually freeze it in time when I wish to so my love for her will be exactly the same when she returns as when she left and during the interim since it has frozen I can endure her absence as if I were actually a rock with locked in molecules that are only weathered over time by wind and water. Essentially I have evolved past what all you stupid faggots can even imagine.
