>>47241086You don't understand, anon. Word along the grapevine is that B58 has a machine that makes these things called "coupons" that can make any of your wishes come true. I've seen them, anon; I've witnessed their magic first-hand. I even have a photo of one.
I just need someone to watch my back while I make the machine print the coupons out.
Whaddya say, anon, hm? Interested? I'll let you print five coupons of your choice.