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>ruffians itt would unironically buy these and suck on them whilst fwmc teach them the alphabet
I don't even mean this in a funny way, I mean literally, unironically and wholeheartedly actually suck on one whilst sitting in a dark depressing room, on their own, sucking on a pacifier without feeling any shame. Justifying it to themselves that they're grown men in a cruel harsh world that need that escape, when there are so many other productive activities they could be doing instead of watching these two stupid overrated whores.
