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>Mr Sakana I'm afraid your company is the worst in the entire industry. You have every yab. You also have several that have just been discovered.
>I see... you sure these aren't just thousands of nothingburgers?
>Uh... No, no I'm afraid not.
>This sounds like bad news...
>Well you'd think so! but all of your yabs are in perfect balance. If you have a moment I can explain.
>Here's the door to your company, you see? And these are oversized novelty scandals. That's boyfriend yab, that's alleged IP theft, and this cute little cuddlebug is a condom tweet, heh.
>Here's what happens when they all try to get through to the public at once:
>"Move it chowderhead!"
>We call it three stooges syndrome.
tl;dr the company is so transparently full of scandals that they no longer register. The fans see it as normal, and the greater community has long stopped having any expectations. The company's own shittiness is its shield, because it's awful but 'ironically'
