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Orange and literally nearly every other character in the Annoying orange cinematic universe are nothing but reanimated corpses of fruit that have been imbued with the disembodied souls of Daneboe's sex slaves.
You can't tell me with a straight face that an orange has a shelf life of 10+ years. I even decided to test this hypothesis a few weeks ago when I bought an orange and left it in the kitchen. It didn't take too long until it was covered in mold and squishy. I shit you not this transformation happened in just a few weeks.
Serious question: How Is annoying orange still alive after all these years?
After the massive success of the original video daneboe must've realized just how big of an opportunity he had on his hands.
My theory is that after he began to milk the shit out of Annoying orange and produce fucking fantastic KINO content after KINO content. He realized annoying orange was growing older and in an attempt to preserve his cash cow he brutally murdered orange in his own house; drained out his guts and replaced him with an animatronic skeleton imbued with the soul of one of his recently deceased sex slaves via some African voodoo child sacrifice ritual.
Did any of you fake fans realize the discrepancy of the content being produced by the annoying orange channel? Did you ever realize why all of the new annoying orange shit is so fucking soulless? why all the characters are just shitty caricatures of their former selves? Danboe is a fucking hack and I will never forgive him for what he did to annoying orange and all of his friends.
I can't stop myself from breaking down and crying every time i see a new annoying orange video and i have to watch the original videos to calm myself down and remind myself that his memory lives on in the originals
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
APOLOGIZE TO HIS FACE
