>>104787543A Jewish man and a Chinese man walk into a bar. A couple drinks in, they start arguing, and the Jewish man says "You know, I never really liked your kind." The Chinese man asks him why. The Jew replies "Because you bombed Pearl Harbor." The Chinese man scoffs. "That was the Japanese!" "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese--it's all the same to me," says the Jew.
"Well, I don't like your kind either" counters the Chinese man. "What, why?" asks the Jew. "Because you sunk the Titantic!" The Jewish man rolls his eyes. "That was an iceberg!" "Oh Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg--it's all the same to me!"
