Matsuri was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Botan burst from the trees
And hit Matsuri with an SSRB
Matsuri pissed and began to grope
But didn't expect IRyS's HOPE
Who proceeded to open up a can of soda
When out of the blue came Sora
Who proceeded to beat up IRyS
Then they both got flattened by a shopping cart
Before Botan could make it back to her den
Kusotori rode in on a hen
And took an AK-47 out from under her hats
And blew Botan away with a rrata-tat-tat
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away
Because Aki Rosenthal came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny