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Based Commish?
I want to start off by saying thank you for bringing a semblance of class and decorum to the board. I have no doubt that you have been silently observing the horrible scourge of activity on here the last few months since your declaration of Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea's exemption from the vote in July, from the dedicated invasive species hounding the board with anti-Hogan rhetoric to the fraudulent KWABOTY votes and polls that have occurred with charlatan's laughably failing at attempting to usurp your tripcode. Your words in one fell swoop shook many on this board to the core and as a result, the demons ran amok ever since. This has probably been the most controversial and contentious KWABOTY vote yet with so many feeble attempts to usurp and satanic inversions of reality to expropriate the esteemed trophy for their own selfish and bitter aims and ends, complete with reddit-tier infantile snark, lazy faux-effeminate snobbish taunting, claiming that its all for naught by appealing to the triviality of a so-called fake award while at the same time claiming early victory with mock polls. Your one invocation struck mortal fear into those who thought they were in good company here and I have to be the first to applaud you for that.
I have been waiting patiently for this day and for your method of ensuring a secure, legitimate vote and despite its primitiveness, its probably the best to verify the boards actual sentiments. Even now, these cretins are present in this very thread.
I want to wish everyone here a happy new year, a based 2026 and best of luck (or misfortune) to the remaining nominees. And shit on the heads of anyone trying to use this beloved board to shit on anyone for their own ends.