I’m gonna keep sending Noam Chomsky letters until he responds to me

After 10 or so years actively browsing this site, I finally caved in and gave this website the money to avoid captchas...

I have an idea for a 4chan overhaul and rebrand. Instead of relying on janitors and moderators for most moderation actions, simply have an AI review all newly submitted posts. Inadequate posts are rejected with the error message, "not cool enough". No further explanation is necessary; it will be up to the end users to figure out why they're not cool enough. This should result in a user base that goes above and beyond to ensure that its content conforms to expectations. 4chan will be renamed to Cool Spot, and the AI that reviews submissions will be called Cool Bot. This could be briefly tested on a new board, /cool/, before implementing the changes sitewide. We'll see a cleaned up, more well-run site with fewer staff needed, and I daresay the number of active users will grow tremendously. No need to pay me for my great idea, hiro. Just make sure you acknowledge me in the FAQ.

There's nowhere good to post random shit on this site anymore. /b/ has been an unusable pig-sty for over a decade now thanks to constant porn spam. We need a new random board with the same rules as /pol/ (except for the rule that enforces only political discussion, obviously)

>tfw the commoners are complaining about a new captcha

How do I show my 4chan pass?

Goodbye

feels good man

Who do I contact for incorrect warnings? I was warned just know for allegedly announcing a report but I did not even announce a report because I know this is against the rules and I also didn't even report anyone. I had to fill in a captcha and agree to the warning but this warning was uncalled for and I demand answers now.

Birds are not very important.