>>1564625I'm not sure how to ask him without being blocked.
As for Nikki, I don't think it's possible to find her. Even if we do find a pic of her through Bart's FB, it's literally just a pic.
I have thought of various things:
1. Asking Vimeo users who have watched it/commented (one guy) whether they have it downloaded; this is not possible as of today since Vimeo shut down the ability to private DM other Vimeo users (0% chance)
2. Finding Nikki Lilu; there is no trace of her online beyond faceless accounts, and those have DM invites disabled (non-zero chance)
3. [Redacted] Bart's Vimeo accounts; this ironically has the highest chance because this millennial nigger won't lift a finger to help us (>picrel). He doesn't realize how important niche goon material is to us gooners. (non-zero chance)
4. Make Vimeo unprivate the video; I'm not sure this'll work since it's been copyright-claimed by a third party I assume (non-zero chance)
5. Buy Mormedia (we can unironically ask him to sell us the video specifically, but I like my shekels so no)
6. Wait for Bart to die and ask his estate whether they'd consider handing over the video, at least temporarily and with a promise or written contract that we won't repost it online; this will take four decades on average
7. Make a time machine and go to 2014
8. ???