>>6329168"Dey ain't know how to foight!" Notznor roared, stomping his foot and shaking the bridge
"Kaptain! We hit em! Dey'z smoking and"
The gunner did not get to finish his sentence, as the Kaptain had crushed his throat for speaking and saying something he already knew.
"Git anotha boy on da gun" He grunted, pulling up his sagging pants and started stomping back to his Kaptain's chair "We'z just gonna have ta get Cunnin, lure dem in or chase dem or....find more dakka ta shoot dem with!"
"Sah! Mekboyz say we'z gott anotha Tra..Tra...Tranzwazzit!" A grot squealed and Notznor held his power hook, an inch away from squashing the runt
"Well, Wuz dey sayin? Better be apologizin for being crap at fightin" He grumbled
"Uh...well, ya see Kaptain, the Biggest Umie, think dey'z da boss" The grot waffled about, jabbing a yellowed nail at that big, flashy lookin ship that kinda looked like a flower that Notznor liked to chew on ta freshen his breath after a nice hearty meal of squirmy soup "He uh, He said. Well I unno what he said but"
"Put it on da big speaker!" The Kaptain snarled, picking his ear with his gloved hand, dislodging wax and the bone of the gretchin whose hand he had used as a scratcher until it had started to go off and get just a bit too stiff for his liking "Hrnn, dis one looks like he knows how ta scrap, look at iz eyes and does scarz. Oi! Listen ta me ya git, get down here and fight propah or"
"Sah! He can't hear ya, dis is just a"
Notznor scraped the flattened remain of the mouthy runt off of his boot with his hook, nodding along as he heard what they Umie boss had to say.
"Pitiful brute, hear me. Your rampage across the galaxy ends here. And it shall be my hand that draws it to a close"
"Oooh getting roight ta da point!" The Kaptain grinned
"Swiftly and expertly. Brutal and Cunning you may be, ork, but know you are naught but a coward and a bully, who is nothing without his strength or cruelty. An empty bag of hot air, good for naught but violence for violence's own sake"
"Uh?" Screwleg grunted, and Notznor rolled his eyes, trying to ignore the pounding rage building up behind them
"And you are not even good at that, truly pathetic, you have only now damaged my ships while I have destroyed several of yours. Perhaps I was being overly generous in describing you, ork, you are not cunning, nor are you brutal or strong. You are simply cruel, like a poorly raised, misbehaving child. I shall end this bloody tantrum of yours, and grant you the mercy you have shown none of your victims"
Child...Wasn't that what Umies called their runties. Notznor blinked and realized he'd ripped off Screwlegs arm when he calmed down
"Iz no Runt!" He bellowed tossing the arm at the screen and stomping his foot hard enough to break the deck "Mr Screwleg, get me ta dat flowery ship! I got a big umie ta grump!"
"Oi Oi Kaptain!' Screwleg snapped, saluting with his bleeding stump of an arm
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