So, when is Yonkers going to have his own kiwifarms thread? It's about time already.

We live in an era where American children don't look like their parents.

I am mixed but people think I'm Hispanic. I don't look like either of my parents so people always think I'm adopted

So a bunch of Muslims jammed dildos up this guys ass and put it on instagram?

And he still expects to be taken seriously?

The last time Australia was relevant in anything and that was 5 years ago.

Celebrate the artistic genius of Yonkers here.

No trolling this time, OK?

I think the goverment have spy flies spying on me, and before you call me a tinfoil head hear me out. They come and go, around 6 of them in total. They never fly and they don’t move when I get close to them, at most they will WALK behind an object when I put my hand close to it. They are fully grown and never use their wings, atleast one in each room. Anyone else have similar things going on? I’m kinda spooked

>inb4 take your meds

/g/ thread but on r/bant!
/g/ has been on a downward spiral for a long time so we will move to bantu!

things to get the thread going
>what are you working on?
>what programming language do you use the most?
>what is your preferred os/distro?
>any software recommendations?

>news
dumb leaf asks for browser recommendations, keyed morocco responds >>11912257
bong speaks the truth >>11912400
leaf wants to make minecraft 2 >>11912435
hungry still HATES WD HDDs with a burning passion >>11916143
tripfriend proves that we live in a botnet society >>11916771
anon finally managed to install a vm to roast his graphics card >>11916754
keyed morocco btfo's dumb leaf >>11917163 >>11917168 >>11917179
germany tried to brick everyone's computer >>11919842
anon asks which company he should pay to donate his data to >>11925157
belgium creates a anus prolapse algorithm to kill everyone in roblox >>11926036
anon reveals that he is a raging homosexual >>11928802
anon likes scratch, gigachad approves >>11933901 >>11934021
(non)badass romanian is seething that his chinkpad laptop cant run 100% free distros >>11950916
windows 8 was so good that microsoft decided to make windows 8 2 >>11953757

>extra
titty sucker 9000 >>11926536
george floyd and yoda fumo >>11911793 >>11949496

I swear if they cast some black guy as Geralt I'll throttle my cock

>Be Canadian, get mauled by bear
>be Colombian, get killed by narcos
>Be Argentinean, get car bombed
>be Chilean, get stuck inside a mine
>Be Brazillien, get beaten for a pair of shoes in the favelas
>Be bong, can't tell time due to no more bong
>Be French
>Be German, get trucked
>Be Spanish, get stabbed by Catalonian sympathizers
>Be Czech, live in a shitty country
>Be Lithuanian, Get invaded by Russia
>Be polish, get sanctioned by the EU
>Be Greek, Credit score destroyed
>Be Sweden, get culturally enriched
>Be Norway get Breiviked
>Be Turkey, get islamified
>Be Israel, get rocketed
>Be Egyptian, get tear gased
>Be South African, reverse racism
>Be Indian, get shitted on, literally
>Be Japanese, suffer male to female ratio
>Be Australian, get bitten, dies
>Be New Zelandic, get killed by orcs
>Be philipines, get shot by government troops for carrying a g
>Be Russian, overdose on vodka

>Be American
>Live in the greatest motherfucking country on Earth